Once upon a time, Steve McMichael donated some money to the pediatric unit, so they put his name on a plaque outside a room and hung up an autographed jersey. I'm pretty sure it was worn in a game. I don't think the two infants in the room had any idea they were in the presence of a relic of defensive greatness.

I was happy to see my little buddy discharged today. He had spent a week in the hospital, unable to leave his room the entire time because he was immunocompromised from chemotherapy, which has to be equivalent to kid torture.