Thursday, April 3, 2008

I love getting the catbird seat on the train. It's like getting my own personal travel cabin, and I find that as crowded as the train gets, few people will attempt to share this seat with you. I'm not sure if it's out of respect for the personal space you have created, or because this is the most likely place in a train car to find vomit, urine, and/or feces.


Hank said...

Catbird? Is that a term? Urban Dictionary gave me this definition, but I'm not sure if it's applicable:

"A man with some class who has the ability or skill to attract women at random. A smooth talker. A pantydropper. A man who has a very cunning method to lure women into his arms or into his bed."

Although I suppose this could be a description of the seat's occupant. I've always thought of you as a pantydropper.

Meador said...

There are actual birds called catbirds, and there is the expression "catbird seat". I assure you, I have no cunning methods.

~ said...

not yet, but you'll learn how to give injections, and that can be a real turn-on for some ladies.

The WRONG ladies. Ladies that spell out Danger.