How does one acquire the last name Outlaw? Probably by being a total badass. I found out a couple years ago, while I was substitute teaching, what Meador means in Spanish.

Raul: You know what your name means, right?
Me: What?
Raul: Your name. You know what it means, right?
Me: No.
Raul: It's like, a guy who pisses.
Me: Really? Thank you, Raul.

Indeed, the verb 'mear' means "to urinate". Awesome.